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24 Pawsome Pictures of Cats Crafting Catcerto Meowsterpieces on the Purriano
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icanhascheezburger_feedMove over, Beethoven. There's a new meowstro in town! Cats at the purriano know exactly how to tickle the ivories, even if their idea of sheet music is just walking across the keys in dramatic fashion. One second it's a haunting ballad, the next it's pure jazz paws, heavy on the "random paw smash" notes.
Every paw press feels intentional, as if they're composing a meowsterpiece only they can hear. Is it modern, experimental, or just a mewsical mess? Who cares. When it's performed with so much cattitude, it's always entertaining. Bonus points if they throw in a tail flick for emphasis or a dramatic yawn between measures.
Some cats prefer a delicate paw-tap, channeling their inner Chopin, while others go full-on rock concert, slamming chords like they're headlining at Meowchella. Either way, every note is purrfection… even when it's not.
So, the next time you hear a mysterious melody echoing through the living room, don't be surprised. It's just your cat at the purriano, composing their next hit single: "Fur Elise (But With More Meows)."
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icanhascheezburger_feedAbout eighteen months ago, a skinny kitten began appearing on rural five-acre properties during a hot, smoky wildfire season. The hooman put out water, then food, and eventually set up a feral cat house. The cautious visitor, nicknamed Luna, stayed twenty yards away but sat in the driveway each night to watch four indoor cats enjoy cuddle time. When the hooman prepared to move an hour away, the realtor worried Luna would lose her lifeline and suggested trapping her for a vet visit and release to a managed colony.
Trapping took patience: Luna was too light to trigger the door until the sixth attempt. She panicked, then settled the moment the human sat beside the covered crate, a tiny meowment of trust. At the clinic came the plot twist: Luna was already spayed, not feral, and purred nonstop when held. No microchip, no claims, likely abandoned.
The new pawrent drove back for her, set up a secure "intro suite," and began a gentle indoor re-acclimation before meeting the resident quartet. Within two days Luna hopped into laps, delivered head-butts, and requested scritches. From driveway moon to living-room sunbeam, a furever chapter is clearly underway.
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icanhascheezburger_feedAdopting feral kittens is one heck of a challenge. They have been raised to handle the streets, which are ten times as tough when you are a tenth the size of everything else that walks the same streets you live on. So you can imagine that the concepts of a furever family, comfort, cleanliness and safety did not exactly make sense when these cute kittens were brought home for the first time. And not just the first time, but for months they struggled to settle into the life of luxury that they were offered.
But with enough love, patience and perseverance their cat pawrent managed to get them accustomed to the fancy feline life and to leave those cold, harsh memories of their life on the street outside the front door, for they will not need them anymore.
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icanhascheezburger_feedThe Cat Distribution System really does work in mysterious ways, way beyond our mere human comprehension abilities. Sometimes they simply bring a cat to the one who wished for it, like a gift on a special occasion, celebrating the person's love for cats. And sometimes, it brings an extra cat to the people who least expected to adopt another floofy creature into their clowder, but still expand their family with this extra feline friend. And this is exactly what happened to this kind person - who was already a cat pawrent for three cat kids - but still took in an extra fourth.
But as we said, the CDS words in… meowsterious way, let's put it like that. It wasn't a regular distribution occasion. Because, as you can read below, the fourth feline who joined the family needed the help of an inside agent! One of the three already living the house cat dream brought this extra cat. Like the CDS sonar sent him a ping to go fetch the extra friend. And sure enough, this sleeper agent woke up - and left their hooman no choice. But when we're talking about a cat pawrent three times over, we know we're talking about a true cat lover. Of course, of course the CDS knew they could take a fourth.
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As Purr My Last Email: 25 Focused Felines to Fuel Your Midweek Meowtivation
Sep. 4th, 2025 11:00 amicanhascheezburger_feedMidweek burnout is inevitable when you're slaving away every nine to five in an office, and everyone has their own way of coping. Some people throw back espresso after espresso to stay caffeinated; others sneak in a power nap during lunch break. The real ones know that the best way to get an extra boost of energy is to scroll through pictures of cats. Not just any cats either, cats that look like they just pulled a double shift at the office, hunched over a Lenovo laptop, pawing at keys like they're drafting the urgent email that you yourself should've typed up hours ago.
From judgmental meownagers in tiny ties, keeping tabs on their humans, to stressed-out interns swiping at spreadsheets and lines of code, these hardworking kitties are all carrying the weight of corporate life on their tiny shoulders. You won't find any comfy, curled up cats here; these focused felines are definitely working harder than you! Take it as meowtivation to help get you through the rest of the week.
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25 Hilarious Cat Posts Bringing Big Caturday Energy to Your Feline-less Lunch Break
Sep. 4th, 2025 10:00 amicanhascheezburger_feedOne of the worst parts about being at work, feline fam, is not having our cats with us. Normally, we do everything together! We nap together, nom on some snackies together, and watch TV while snuggled up on the couch. So it's hard to enjoy our lunch break at work when we always feel that there's something missing… and that thing is cats. Even if it is nice not to have to swat them away while we eat our food, we still miss them attempting to steal it from us. It's cute (sometimes).
If you can't bring your cat to work, then we'll have to bring the cats to you in the form of some hilarious feline posts. These hissterical memes boast big Caturday energy, which we could use right about now, because it's Thursday and the only thing we want more than seeing our cats is for it to be the weekend already. We do not recommend eating anything liquid while scrolling through these memes - the last thing you want is to spray your soup all over Karen from finance because you were giggling too hard. Then, you might be seeing more of your kitties than you would like to (because you would be fired). Don't say we didn't warn you!
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icanhascheezburger_feedWe've never actually witnessed a live cat birth before. We've seen videos and pictures online, but to be there in purrson must be a completely different experience. All of our cats have been spayed and neutered, so we've never encountered this issue, but there are lots of stray cats out there roaming the streets that haven't had any hooman intervention yet. Sometimes people TNR (trap, neuter, return) them before they start mating, but others are not so lucky. And then there are those rare times when they seek out hooman help for giving birth, and that's exactly what happened below!
After hearing some squeaking on their front porch, a feline pawrent rushed outside to find a momma cat giving birth right outside of their door. They moved her and her freshly-baked kittens to safety to avoid any potential predators. Waking up the next day, the number of cats in their house went from one to six in just a few hours! It's a meowracle that this hooman helped momma, or else, they might not have survived the night. Now the kittens are looking for good homes, and momma might stay with her rescuer. Isn't it just purrfectly sweet?
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icanhascheezburger_feedWhen people tell us that cats are aloof, that cats are uncaring, that cats don't actually develop feelings of affection for anyone but themselves, we laugh. Truly, we do. Because we know that nothing is further from the truth. Sure, cats are picky about who they choose to be close to, but once you are chosen, you will receive the full force of the affection that cats have to offer.
And it is not just humans who feel the affection of cats. It's other animals too. Every once in a while, a cat will choose a dog as its best bud. Sometimes, cats will choose birds as their hangout buddies. It doesn't matter how different they are, how different their behavioral clues might be, if they are chosen, then it will work out. And those friendships last lifetimes. Cats remember. They know who their chosen creatures are, and even if they are separated for long periods of time, once they reunite with their friends, it is amazing to see.
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A Cozy Basket Full of 48 Cute Cat Memes to Fill Your Daily Feline Fluff Quota
Sep. 4th, 2025 12:00 pmicanhascheezburger_feedWe wish that every morning, a basket full of cute cat memes would wait for us right outside the door. Like the box of milk bottles in the 50s, that the milkman would leave by the door or people early in the morning. Personally, we think that cute cat memes are an essential product, just like milk, and should be distributed to every person each morning. Starting every day with a bunch of cute cat memes is essential for a better day. Just as the Cat Distribution System delivers cats - there should be a cute cat memes distribution system of some sort, bringing cute cat memes to everyone who needs to start the day with some…
Wait a second… That's us! We are the Cute Cat Memes Distribution System. How could we not see it before? We are the ones who can distribute the wholesome cuteness of cat memes in the form of online feline funnies far and wide. In fact, we can do that right now. We will gather some fluffy feline funnies and wrap them well, put them in a cute and cozy basket, and put them right at your online doorstep - as in where you can click away easily and just scroll through them. Because they are essential to a good day.
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icanhascheezburger_feedGuys, cats are evolving. Cats are now awwdorably recognizing themselves in mirrors, they're becoming cuter and cuter to hooman eyes, and now, we have purrfect proof that they understand strategy. The days of hoomans being the #1 species on the planet are getting closer and closer to the end. Once cats understand the internet, it's over for us. We have a little bit more time until that happens, but still, they are getting smarter.
We can see it in the video below, where one kitten wanders all alone into the road, hoping someone will stop for them. His plan works, as a man pulls over and picks him up. As soon as the kitten is in his hands, a horde of baby floofballs appear from the grass near the road and run up to their rescuer, purractically screaming at him to take them home fur good. The guy never stood a chance.
But let's break it down for a second - they sent out their smallest kitty warrior, knowing someone will stop for just one. Then, as soon as they saw there was interest in rescue, they sent in the reinforcements. It's a purrfectly genius plan that rivals that of some of the greatest generals in recent history. Watch the whole thing unfold below - it's silly, strategic, and pawsitively cute.
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icanhascheezburger_feedCats are unpredictable little creatures. We think that every single cat owner knows this. One moment, you are petting your cat, and the next moment, your cat is biting you. One moment you are cuddling with your cat, the next moment, the cat is meowing and complaining as if it wasn't the cat itself who stuck its face in your neck. One moment, things are good, and then… Well, you got the point. But at the end of the day, cats do have patterns, cats have habits. Generally, you can predict their behavior. But not always.
After four years of living with this cat, you would think that this man and his wife - who had the cat even before meeting him - would be able to predict its behavior, and yet, the little orange fella managed to surprise both of them. He did such an incredible 180 in his behavior that the husband, who was suddenly getting loved by this cat instead of hated by it, started legitimately losing its mind. And documenting it.
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23 Cattastic Memes of Cats Filling Shopping Carts and Emptying Wallets
Sep. 3rd, 2025 04:00 pmicanhascheezburger_feedEvidence suggests felines are hopelessly hooked on retail purrapy. They nap on keyboards until the exact moment a sale goes live, then pounce. Click click and purrchase. Shopping lists become whiskerlists stocked with feather wands, crinkle tunnels, sardine pillows, and twelve identical cardboard condos for "investment purrposes." Every day turns into Caturday Cyber Monday. Packages arrive, meowney vanishes, and the real prize is always the box, delivered with furime shipping straight to the throne room.
Cats adore a good catalog scroll: "Add to cat" here, "paws to pay" there, coupon code MEOW10 applied with ruthless efficiency. Their loyalty plan boasts Nine Lives Rewards and a free sparkle ball every thousand zoomies. Returns policy? Pawntless. If a toy is ignored for five minutes, it is archived under the couch until 3 a.m. when it becomes essential again.
Final tally: carts stuffed with crinkle toys, jinglers, and a "totally different" scratcher. Wardrobe rotates bow ties and bandanas; décor trends cardboard chic; budget converts to treat points. Doorbell rings, goods earn three sniffs, two zoomies, five purrs, and the packaging is promoted to MVP: Most Valuable Plaything until the next flash sale.
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icanhascheezburger_feedPets have a way of weaving themsevles so deeply into a family that they become much more than just animals. They can be a comforting companion, a listening ear, even a best friend. Growing up, my parents' tabby cat Julia wasn't just "the cat," she was the glue that held me and my parents together. A family photo didn't look complete without her, she got her own presents on Christmas, and we even celebrated her birthday every year. The idea of losing her, especially to someone else's household, would have been totally unthinkable.
That's the very dilemma one young dad and pet pawrent finds himself in. He entrusted his beloved cat, Ella, to his sister while his wife is in the hospital during a difficult pregnancy. This was always meant to be a temporary arrangement, but when it came time to bring Ella home, his sister and her family had a surprising (and frankly impolite) request. In just a few weeks, Ella had wriggled her way into their hearts, and now they simply couldn't let go. Instead of taking this as motivation to adopt their own new fluffy family member, they actually tried to convince him to them keep her forever!
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25 Hissterical Cat Memes for Cackling with Your Coworkers
Sep. 3rd, 2025 02:00 pmicanhascheezburger_feedThe office is technically your place of work, true. But we cannot always be working all the time, sometimes we need a little levity to ease the pressure that is put on us to grind out the good stuff. And that is where funny cattos come in, with the existence of hilarious felines in your life you are offered the opportunity to relax, disassociate and clear your mind from your work for a few moments as your mind is massaged by their tiny feline paws.
And much like a massage, it is better done alongside the company of a friend, so why not help your coworkers save themselves from burnout too by gathering them around your desk of a viewing of this hissterical collection of cat memes. And if you are on a roll and want even more feline funnies, then check out this collection of cats in hats.
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20 Photos of Fluffy Foster Felines Dreaming of their Furever Homes
Sep. 3rd, 2025 01:00 pmicanhascheezburger_feedThe shelter is a dark place for any animal. It is filled with doubt and despair as with each passing day that a fluffy feline is left there, they are one step closer to meeting their end. Which is why they need all the help that they can get in order to get adopted and start their new lives in their furever homes. And today we are proud to be participating in the fine tradition of supporting cute cat children in finding their furever families, with the help of photographer u/smittensky, who went through the painstaking process of capturing this boundless beauty of these twenty shelter cats who desperately need a home.
So if you are in the market for a feline fur baby to light up your life, or you simply like imagining what it might be like to save a cute feline life, then get to scrolling.
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26 Wholesome Feline Funnies to Gently Paw at Your Funny Bone
Sep. 3rd, 2025 12:00 pmicanhascheezburger_feedCats have a special way of making life brighter, whether they're being little clowns or curling up with us for a cozy nap. They don't even have to try - just a flick of the tail or a slow blink can send us into giggles and warm our hearts. And that's the real magic of cats: they can paw at our funny bones while also filling us with pure comfort.
This collection is all about celebrating that perfect balance of silly and sweet. These wholesome feline funnies show cats in all their glory - sometimes graceful, sometimes chaotic, and always utterly lovable. From goofy expressions that make us snort-laugh to soft and gentle moments that make us say "aww", these memes remind us why cats rule our homes and our hearts.
So take a break, settle in with your whiskered overlord (or just think fondly of one), and let these feline funnies do their thing. They'll nudge at your funny bone with a gentle paw, never too harsh - just enough to make your day a little lighter. After all, the world feels a whole lot better when you let cats be the ones in charge of your laughter.
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