Look, we get it, being a feline pawrent and having to put up with people telling you to your face that your cat is not your biological child is tough. In fact, it is far worse than tough, it inspires blind fury, especially when there is no retort you can throw back into these peoples' faces. But now, with this list, you have a URL to throw in their face that will send their argument flying all over the place.

For you see, this collection of cute cat children wearing their beautiful baby onesies is great for two things. First, it shows that cats can be just like kids, even down to wearing the exact same clothing. And second, it gives buckets of legitimacy to dressing up your catto in whatever colorful ways you may see fit without worrying about the judgey eyes of society. So pour yourself another coffee and get ready shove those snotty remarks that Noreen keeps jabbing you with down her doggo obsessed throat.
 

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Now that it's meowfficially September, the time for pumpkin spice everything has arrived. Actually, it arrived for us about two weeks ago, but we were too embarrassed by our desire for it that we waited until it was more "seasonally appropriate". It's just so calm and comforting, the smell of the cinnamon, the sweetness of the pumpkin, and of course, that rush of caffeine. 

But purrhaps you're not a fan of pumpkin spice (it's okay to be wrong, we accept you as you are), and in that case, we have something else for you to fill your Fall cup with: sugar, spice, and meowverything nice! And by that, we mean hissterical cat memes and tweets. They have the sweetness of a cat tempting you with the furbidden belly floof, the spiciness of a cat that has been fed 0.465 seconds late, and the purrfect cuteness that we know and love from our feline friends.

So you see, here at I Can Has Cheezburger, we like to cater to all needs. The only thing you need to love is cats, and if you've read this far into the article already, we're pretty sure that you're in the right place. Enjoy these sweet felines with an extra shot of floofiness!

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If there is one thing that we can pass on to you as expurrt cat owners, it's this: expect the unexpected. Cats are purrfectly unpredictable. They like to keep you on your toes. One second, they love their feather toy, and the next second, it disgusts them more than a dirty litter box. One day, they love the food you've been feeding them for five years, and the next, they won't touch it with a 10-foot pole. But the thing you can never predict, not even if you think you know your cat like the back of your hand, is whether your cat is going to use their cat bed or not.

Yes, our funny feisty felines are all too happy to inform us that the $70 we spent on their orthopedic cat bed is purrrely decorative. A piece of meowdern art, if you will. To be appreciated visually, but not touched. Why should they touch it, when they have a purrfectly nice cardboard box to lie down in? Or, even better yet, an empty egg carton? Our cats will sleep in literally anything except their cat beds, but the second we try to take them away, they'll become interested. Purrhaps they're not so unpredictable after all.

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It's Meownday, which means that we have a whole week ahead of us. Though you never really take a break from being a cat parent, you are without your fuzzy feline for a good chunk of the day when you're at work all week! This would obviously put you down in the dumps because, obviously, we want to be with our cat babies all the time! Unless you have a nanny cat cam in your home, you have no idea what your child is up to at all times of the day. Sure, you can Google kitty pictures to try and scratch that funny feline itch, but it pales in comparison to actual cat memes. Which, coincidentally (but not really at all), we have here for all pet parents today!

Those pesky work days have us all going stir crazy, especially when we feel like we have an entire year ahead of us. Mondays tend to feel that way, so it's important to focus on the little joys in life and take deep breaths between work tasks. Are you on the clock but itching for a feline funny (or 23)? Then scroll below!

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The Cat Distribution System clocked in right on schedule. Two hoomans and their herding dogs finished a dusk walk, returned to a parking lot full of school buses, and discovered a black kitten posted beside their car like he had the keys. They sat, waited, and the feline filed his adoption paperwork in biscuits and purrs. Middle of nowhere plus rumors of dumped kittens turned chance into rescue, and the passenger seat into destiny.

On the way home they did the classic CDS double-run: dogs dropped off, supplies scooped up, tiny hitchhiker installed on a warm lap. He purred like a little motor, kneaded like a pastry chef, and sampled watermelon mouse and strawberry mouse toys with great professionalism. He looks around five to six months, feather-light, already eating well and using the box like a pro. A clinic date is booked for the full glow-up shortly.

For two biologists, naming him Mr. Frizzle after a school-bus meet-cute feels just right. The dogs will learn the new classroom rules, the cat will teach extra-credit cuddles, and the Cat Distribution System will stamp this rescue "delivered."

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Most cat rescues are complicated, thankfully this one is rather less. You see, in most cases, the Cat Distribution System needs to see that the would-be pawrent has what it takes to care for a kitten. That means determination, cunning and patience, all the qualities it takes to get a cat out of its hiding place in your walls.

But in this case the CDS knew that trick would not work, namely because we are talking about a dog lover who would likely not go to the effort initially, but only because they needed converting. Which is exactly what happened when this doggo doter 'stumbled' upon a cute kitten dressed in a fancy sweater in the sweltering heat. And before she knew it, she became a cat momma and never looked back. The CDS never ceases to amaze with its unending power and potential to find the right home for the right cat child.

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Hello there, fellow feline subjects, peasants in their realms, whiskered meownarch worshipers. You know the deal - you adopt a cat, thinking it will be the fluffy little furball who naps with you and cuddles you every time you want - but, no. When you adopt a cat, you actively choose to adopt yourself a new ruler, a king or queen to rule your life, and you must submit. Must. But you know just as well as we do - no cat pawrent would ever have it in any other way. We love it, every single one of us. All cat pawrents are united with this sentiment.

And since cats rule not only our entire lives, and also, cats rule the internet with an iron paw - we're here to celebrate it. With happiness, joy, and purride. And you already know how we celebrate things around these Cheezburgered parts - with memes. Luckily for us, cats really do rule the internet, so cat memes are abundant, these precious humor floofs exist in their plenty. And what do we have to do? Just sit back, look at some feline funnies, and enjoy the fact that we're surrounded by cats like it's an endless resource. And that's exactly what you can do right now, with all these cat memes below.

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You know how cats nap like 16 hours a day and still look like they are constantly tired? Well, we think that we have realized why that is. We, as humans, are fueled by sleep. If we get enough sleep every night for a long enough period of time, then we should be pretty ready to face the day. But cats… cats are not fueled by sleep. Cats, actually, are fueled almost entirely by chaos. Yes, we stand by that. That is why cat memes are so funny. Because they're true. Because not a single one of those memes is an exaggeration. 

Cats are just like that. Cats are chaotic, and therefore, cat memes are chaotic as well. And we, as cat owners, and before that, as people who were simply obsessed with cats, love that. We appreciate the realism of funny cat memes like these. And the fact that we always laugh at these memes and always feel at least marginally better after scrolling through them means that we are thankful to cats and their chaos as well. 

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