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At one point in time, cats were worshipped by an entire ancient society. The Egyptians thought cats were divine beings and had god-like status. Even one of their most revered goddesses, Bastet, had the head of a cat. The culture of ancient Egypt may have fallen, but cats are still worshipped by hoomans. We are still basking in their meowsterious glory and beauty, their purrfectly ephemeral cuteness and fierce feline purrtection, and yearn for their companionship like any Pharaoh of past. As the kids would say, cats have serious "aura".

Dogs are creatures of the daytime, of the sun, but cats are creatures of the moonlight. Their power comes from their stealthy agility in the dark…. even if now it's used for hunting their toy mouse at 3 AM in our apartment. They have been immortalized on the internet in many forms - in cute and silly cat pictures, and our purrsonal favorite, purrfectly powerful cat memes. It's time to offer our blessings to our feline overlords by appreciating their contribution to the internet, and laughing is our prayer. Soak up some moonlight, feel the peak of your feline energy, and enjoy these divine divas in meme form.

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Good meowrning, fellow feline fanatic fans. At least we're pretty sure it's morning already. The sun is out, our cats are looking out the window to hunt bird with their eyes and ekekek at them, so yeah - we're pretty sure the morning is already here. We wouldn't know, because our cats woke us up when it was still dark. They meowed and pawed at us like something Very Impawrtant™ is happening, we didn't even had the chance tolook at the clock and see what time it was. Apparently, they needed us, right there and then, to lift them up for a bug that made its night's rest on the kitchen ceiling. And won't let us go back to sleep.

What can we say, cats will be cats, fur sure. They'll meow and yowl at blank walls (until the ghosts are gone), they'll climb up to all the places they shouldn't be (and then ask to be gently helped down), and they'll demand treats even if they've already had eleventy (only this morning). But it doesn't matter - cats will always be our loveble, cute, and delightful little fluffballs. We love our cats so much, and no amount of chaos will change that.

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In an era when the thing that we see most often on the internet is drama and insanity, wholesome stories - genuinely wholesome ones - are rare. Roommates and pets seem to always cause drama. Roommates lock cats in their rooms even though the cats are not theirs. Roommates adopt cats just to post pictures of the cat on social media, without actually taking care of them properly. Roommates demand that you get rid of your cats for no good reason. It happens all the time. It's like we cannot avoid the drama no matter how much we try. 

And then, we come across this story. And we think to ourselves: "here we go again". Except not. This story, wherever you think it's going to go, we promise you that it doesn't go that way. It's one of the most wholesome stories about cats and roommates that we have seen in a long, long time, and it made us smile so genuinely that we simply had to share it with all of you guys as well. 

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Cats have a special talent for interior design. They're experts at redecorating with fur. Sit on the sofa and suddenly there's a fresh layer of floof. Stand up in black pants and you're wearing a deluxe "Himalayan tuxedo." Open a laptop and find a whisker on the trackpad, three hairs in the keyboard, and one perfectly balanced on the cursor. The couch becomes faux furniture, the rug gets a fursona, and every sunbeam turns into a snow globe of glittering fluff.

Hoomans try fight back with lint rollers, sticky tape, and vacuums to no avail. Freshly folded laundry? Instantly upgraded with complimentary fuzz. Coffee mugs collect a garnish. Car seats become purrsian carpets. Even ceiling fans somehow grow tiny beards. Guests leave with party favors that follow them home.

Grooming brushes help, but cats consider shedding a lifestyle: confetti for everyday celebrations. The household forecast remains a 100 percent chance of shed with scattered floofs, especially in favorite napping zones. And yet, morale stays high. Because underneath the tumblefluffs and purrcipitation, life with felines is cozy, comic, and unmistakably worth every single stray strand.

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Good morning, caffein-aholics and cat people alike. There's nothing quite like that first sip of coffee in the morning. The hot mug warming your hands as you blow the steam away is comforting and meditative in and of itself. If you're not a coffee person, then the notion still stands if you prefer tea, matcha, water, or something else. The only thing better than a big cup of joe in the morning is pairing it with cats and crumpets. Everyone knows cats make mornings better. Who doesn't love being meowed at while they're trying to calmy wake up? For cat owners who delight in the dichotomy of a meowing morning, these memes are for you. 

Just this morning my cat was playfully rubbing his little face against my fingers to gently stir me out of my slumber for pets and breakfast. It took some time on my part, but I was up and giving him his breakfast of dry food this morning. So enjoy your cup of joe while scrolling adorable cat memes. 

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Feline rescues are tough, and seemingly so, even tougher when it happens that the rescuer tries to do things the right way, or shall we say the shelter approved way. The problem with this method being that you put yourself at the whim of people who are overworked, understaffed and have immense pressure to rehome the cattos in their care. Which, as it happened to our heroic rescuer, can mean that your innocent attempt to find the cat child's true pawrents, ends up in a clerical error that gets your soul kitten adopted out to another family.

So take this story as a cautionary tale that proves that if you are chosen by the Cat Distribution System, that only thing you need to do is love and cherish that catto until the end of its days, no more, no less. The rules and regulations of the hooman world do not apply to cat culture.
 

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Sometimes, it isn't us who decides the future of a relationship - it's the cat. Our cats have a way of showing us truths we can't ignore. Piper wasn't just "a pet", she was comfort, softness, and the heartbeat of home, according to her human mama. She curled up where she felt safe, purred where love was steady, and hissed only when boundaries were crossed… For anyone who's ever shared their life with a cat, that's all the proof we need: the cat had already made her choice.

The bigger truth here is one many of us know in our bones: when someone makes us choose between them and our cat, they're not really asking us to choose. They're showing us who they are. Love that comes with ultimatums isn't love at all. Cats don't compete for our affection - they simply ask for kindness, respect, and a warm place beside us. And when a partner can't offer that, it's not just about the cat. It's about whether they can honor the love that makes a family.

So yes, we'd all pick the cat ten times over. Because in the end, cats don't just fill our laps - they reveal what kind of love we deserve in our lives.

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As a purroud owner of a single-brain-celled orange cat - today is our day! Well, technically, today is their day, but since they haven't learned how to use the internet yet (trust us, you don't want them knowing how to use the internet), it's our job as their pawrents to make sure they get all the love they can from the online cat community. Why, on this specific day, do you ask? Because today is Ginger Cat Apprecation Day! The one day a year where orange cats get showered with love, and hopefully, all get a turn with the elusive brain cell.

Orange cats really are a breed of their own. We've never met cats that were so… silly. They have zero thoughts going on in those little noggins of theirs. Just hot air and a hunger for food. But that's also why we love them - they're super snuggly (when they're not trying to eat our hair) and they are literally not afraid of anything (they're not smart enough to feel fear). They are our little himbos, our purrfect princes (and the occasional princess), our clementine-colored cuties. Go hug your Garfields for us and give them an extra snackie or two today - they deserve it!

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